I have landed.

Wit here. I thought you would like to see the spot of my first contact with your planet. Shortly after this footage was shot I smelled my first Earth flower. The plant was shiny and green. It made me so itchy....

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HUMANS STUDY MY LIFE

During my research I have discovered that Humans must mock or exploit all they encounter.One of your "cartoonist" Sid Azin, has taken to my story. Above we see an example.First up is a line drawing or as he calls it a "wire" of artwork he has scanned into a computer. Next, our genius simply adds black shapes and maybe a little line work.What more can he do? Add color of course.The last two are ready for publication in any vehicle that will take them.This particular strip is a study of the despicable, resource depleting, planet eating species known as "Hoardlings"... Alright, this one isn't bad. Carry on Sid....

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